Thursday, 16 November 2017

20 Dating app categories and how to get rid of them

Hy guys! 

We probably all have been on them or are still on them, Dating apps. Tinder, Badoo, Parship, Happn, Once,.... we all know them. But on those apps, there are a lot of people. And not all of them are the smooth talkers we would like to talk to. So, we had a fun time collecting these 20 categories of people we met on dating apps :). And, as an extra, a great way to get rid of them!

The DP-senders
Also known as the D*ck pic senders. Apparently it's a common thing on dating apps, guys who send a picture of junk to a girl. To this day, we still don't now why and if there are girls who do this too...

Now, if you want to get rid of those guys there is one simple way: SCREENSHOT & threaten them to share that picture on Social Media. 

After two questions, nothing in common
A friend of mine had the following experience: he was talking to a girl and she said to him (after they shared 2 questions) that it wouldn't work, they had nothing in common... Now, I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure you can't know someon after two questions.

It's not required to get rid of you. If, however, you are experiencing someon who's (for instance) rude, you can use this trick yourself!

The Right-Swipes
People who like EVERYONE. I had a guy like this once. I was curious why he liked me. Turns out he just like everyone first, after the like he checked if they would match or not. 

You can't get rid of those people, they will get rid of you. But if you have the chance, try to make them feel worse about they way they work on a Dating app. Tell them this:
#burn

Celeb users
This is a category that isn't that frequent on Dating apps but it's also a hard one to spot. People who use pictures of celebrities are just wrong. But they are hard to spot if you don't know the celeb. I once encountered a guy who used a picture of Colton Haynes as his profile picture. First of all, Colton is gay (and recently married) and the guy used another name. 

How to get rid of them? At first don't like them...if you already have, call them out for a liar. #liarliarpantsonfire

Looking for some excitement too?
I'm sorry, what? = my standard reaction to these things. Guys have the bad habbit to think you're only on a dating app to have sex. I mean, come on. Really?

JUST IGNORE THEM.

The sarcasts
Not someone who did this to me, but that's the category I put myself in. People who are just sarcastic. I had a guy once who didn't read my profile and asked me something stupid. I answerd with a very sarcastic line :p 

To get rid of them...meh, just read there profiles!!! 

The icebreakers & pick-up liners
Guys and gals who start conversations with senteces like: "hey, do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs?" or "Is there an airport nearby; or is that my heart taking off?"

either you like them or you don't. If not, A) ignore them B) answer with an emberassing/rude thing.

The cat & dog profiles
We get it, pictures of cute kittens and puppies are fun and very attractive. But if those are the only pictures with his/her name...

Ignore them. Kittens and pups are cute but everyone can put those on his/her profile.

Clearly did not read my profile
I just hate it when people ask me questions that are obiously answered in my profile. Seriously, read the profile first! 

How to get rid of them: Use the sarcastic way of answering! 

Trying to be funny
There are two ways of funny on Tinder. They guys that try to be funny...

The omg, look at me, I’m funny
And the guys who are funny but actually know they ARE funny. And overuse the fact they know how to make a joke.. or fifthy. 

Really, just ignore. They can be so annoying.

The doorkicker
Aka, the person that says what he's looking for from day one. 
A-NNOY-ING

Just make it clear: YES or NO is the only right respons.

The here’s what you’ll get...or not
Guys with a profile where you have no idea what you'll get. Is he even a guy? Nobody knows..
I mean... come on.

Just ignore. don't swipe.

Mommy’s little girl/boy
I once was talking with a guy who suddenly didn't answer. After a few minutes he said his mother came into his room and asked who he was talking to. 
I didn't answer & I didn't hear from him ever again. Pfieuw.

The “keeps on trying”
Hey how are you?
What are you doing?
Hello?
Are you here?
How was your day?
...

Xxxxxx-dude
Ending a text with an x can be cute when you know each other for a while. Not when you send your first message. THAT IS NOT DONE. srsly. NO.

The drunk texter
Guys & Gals who just don't make any sense, mostly because they're drunk.

ignore or send them a message the day after.

The macho/bad boy/loverboy
The guy who's just acting like he's good to be true. 

If you have the feeling he/sh's to good 

The over reacting/jealous type
When you don't answer within the next minute : watch out! They will think you're ignoring them, not interested in them, have someone else....

Really, avoid them. just act like you don't see those messages or make it clear you can't answer right away.

The stealer
The last category: people who steal lines from movies or other (known) dating lines that worked for other people.

Be real: just say that they have to be original, let them know you know they stole that line. 

bye!
x


Thursday, 2 November 2017

2017 reading challenge - November update

Hey guys!

First of all, sorry about the forgotten blogpost last week! I've been very busy with school and stuff. But I promise to try and keep up the blogposts for the rest of the year.

Here's my second to last blogpost about the 2017 reading challenge. I'm not doing that great because I don't have a lot of time and I'm reading a series at the moment so those book have all the same genre. Anyway, here's my progress so far! 

1. A book recommended by a librarian
2. A book that's been on your TBR list for way too long
3. A book of letters
4. An audiobook
5. A book by a person of color
6. A book with one of the four seasons in the title 
7. A book that is a story within a story
8. A book with multiple authors
9. An espionage thriller 
10. A book with a cat on the cover
11. A book by an author who uses a pseudonym
12. A bestseller from a genre you don't normally read 
13. A book by or about a person who has a disability
14. A book involving travel
15. A book with a subtitle
16. A book that's published in 2017
17. A book involving a mythical creature
18. A book you've read before that never fails to make you smile
19. A book about food
20. A book with career advice
21. A book from a nonhuman perspective
22. A steampunk novel
23. A book with a red spine
24. A book set in the wilderness
25. A book you loved as a child
26. A book by an author from a country you've never visited
27. A book with a title that's a character's name
28. A novel set during wartime
29. A book with an unreliable narrator
30. A book with pictures
31. A book where the main character is a different ethnicity than you
32. A book about an interesting woman
33. A book set in two different time periods
34. A book with a month or day of the week in the title
35. A book set in a hotel
36. A book written by someone you admire
37. A book that's becoming a movie in 2017
38. A book set around a holiday other than Christmas
39. The first book in a series you haven't read before
40. A book you bought on a trip


Advanced


41. A book recommended by an author you love
42. A bestseller from 2016
43. A book with a family member term in the title
44. A book that takes place over a character's life span
45. A book about an immigrant or refugee
46. A book from a genre/subgenre you've never heard of
47. A book with an eccentric character
48. A book that's more than 800 pages
49. A book you got from a used book sale
50. A book that's been mentioned in another book
51. A book about a difficult topic
52. A book based on mythology 

If I counted correctly, I finished 30 of the 52 challenges. I made a bit progress since last time but I'm trying to get to at least 35 by the end of the year.
Fingers crossed!

bye!
X


Thursday, 19 October 2017

Do's & Don'ts for Halloween : Weird edition

Hy guys!

It's almost Halloween so that means it's time to write a post that's Halloween themed! :)
Because I already did a "What could go wrong : Halloween edition" I thought it would be fun to do a "Do's and Don'ts of Halloween" ...but in a weird, twisted way :p

Do : Dress your child as Hannibal Lecter (mask and all): Peace and quiet!

Don't : Let your children eat all the candy they got trick or treating. Eat it yourself.

Do : Go trick or treating over 12 years old. It's fun and you will probably have the best night ever. #FreeSugarRush

Don't : Watch youtube tutorials. You always can do better yourself. Failing every time.

Do : Dress up as your Frenemy. Arguments with yourself are the best thing

Don't : Be creative. What's wrong with the old toilet paper roll mummy? #Everything

Do : Go ALL out. But really ALL out.

Don't :Regret celebrating Halloween. You'll always have next year ;)

bye!
Enjoy my weirdness :p

X

Friday, 13 October 2017

Top 5 favorite musical numbers

Hy guys!

As you all know I'm a big fan of music. I love playing music, singing and finding new things to listen to. One of those things are musicals. I'm a sucker for a good musical. The music, the dancing, the actors and their acting. I LOVE IT.

So, when I was thinking of blogposts for the next month(s) I immediately thought of a top blog: favorite musical numbers :p

My favorite musicals are Beauty and the Beast(Dutch Version), Romeo and Juliet(Dutch version), Daens (Dutch version) and recently Newsies (American Version). And if I have to choose between those musicals, this would be my top 5.

On 5: Weer als toen - Daens de musical

4: Wait for it - Hamilton The Musical

3: Tale as old as time - Beauty and the Beast The Musical

2: Anatevka - Fiddler on the roof

And first place goes to:

I Never Planned on You/Don't Come a-Knocking  - Newsies The Musical

Enjoy!

Bye!
X

Friday, 6 October 2017

The adaptation of Zoo into a series

I'm gonna say it like it is : FAIL.

Everyone who's been watching Zoo these past years but hasn't read the book(yet), consider yourselves lucky. It's a joke. I'm dead serious.

(hy)

As you all know the book by James Patterson has been out since 2012, the series has been out since 2015. Because I knew the series had been based on a book I decided to read the book. As you all know, I really love reading so there's no shocker there. But man, was I wrong.

I'm not going to name every single detail of the book that's different from the show cause
1) that would take me a lot more time (like a day or 5)
and
2) We all know the following fact :

But it's a series soooo... Where are all the details??????? Okay, they can't get everything in but you would think that they would get the characters backgrounds correct, wouldn't you? 

I hear everyone think: BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT THEN???? 

Well, let me tell you.

First up and actually the only thing that's wrong with it: our main man, Jackson. As the book describes it, Jackson lives in America, has a pet Chimpanzee and is an outcast with the professional and academic ecologists and biologists. He is, what I call, kind of a jerk too. 
On a trip to Botswana he survives an attack by male lions and saves the life of Chloe Tousignant. 
Back in America, he finds his (ex)girlfriend killed and partly eaten by his pet Chimp. Five years later, he has married Chloe and they even have a son Eli. 

Now the bit about saving Chloe from the lions and the fact he is an outcast with the ecologists and biologists is the part that made the series. The rest was left out.. maybe for the better and here's why :

In the book Jackson and Abe are seen as people who love to shoot animals, who like to go on a hunt now and then. Maybe for research, maybe not. But in the series, that wouldn't have been a good thing. A lot of people would have hated them if they were seen as hunters. And that iconic scene at the beginning wouldn't be in the show at all where they blast music to scare the animals and the hunters away would not have been so iconic, now would it?

And tbh, the book is just sooooooooooo boring if you, like me, have seen the series first. 

Don't read it...or do.

Bye!
X

Thursday, 28 September 2017

Who to watch UPDATE SEPTEMBER 2017

Hy guys!

The september update on who to watch & follow on youtube is here! New ones are added on the bottom of the list :)

I won't spoil anything. Just CLICK and let them tell or show you who they are! (And I really hope I didn't forget someone... )

PS: On the bottom you will find THE ULTIMATE YOUTUBE GUIDE UPDATE that I made for my list :) ENJOY!

Kurt Hugo Schneider
Max Schneider 
Sam Tsui 
Luke Conard 
Landon Austin 
Peter Hollens 
Jake Broido 
Kimmi Smiles 
Dave Days 
Megan Nicole 
Alex G 
Alex Goot
Tiffany Alvord 
Lindsey Stirling 
The salt lake pops 
Alex Boye 
Chester See 
Tyler ward 
Against the current 
Corey Gray 
The Mend 
Andy Lange 
Cody longo 
PTX 
R5 
Jason Chen 
matty B
The pianoguys 
Andrew Garcia 
The warp zone 
Future sunsets 
Gardiner sisters
Georgia Merry
Set It Off
Will and the People
Rixton
Alexander di Leo
Conor Maynard
Nick Pitera
Todrick Hall
IM5
Tanner Patrick
Two worlds 
Anthem Lights
Carrotsquare
Evynne Hollens
Guillaume De Grieve
James Maslow
Madilyn Bailey
Mike Tompkins
NiknJaps
Payson Lewis
Joey Graceffa
Christina Grimmie
Anth Melo
Paint
2Cellos
Arne Vanhaecke
Avi Kaplan
Brittany Underwood
Chad Sugg
David Michael Frank
David Fowler
Derek Hough
Jonathan Young
Koala Commission
Lucky Chops
Malinda Kathleen Reese
Mark Ballas
Royal Tailor
--------NEW----------
Chase Holfelder

The next guys/girls are not singers but Vloggers or have an amazing Channel! 

Ryan Higa
D-Trix 
Matthias
Joule Thief 
Bad Weather Films 
Jacob and Josh Fu 
Justin James Hughes
Megan Batoon
The brothers Riedell 
The Slowmoguys
Brett 
Devin Supertramp 
Joe Sugg
Alfie Deyes
Caspar Lee
Zoë Sugg
Tanya Burr
Jim Chapman
Oli White
Marcus Butler
Niomi Smart
Mark Ferris
Jack Maynard
The Hillywood Show
Cinemates
Superfruit
Potkast
Sawyer Hartman
Tyler Oakley
Anna Saccone
Bethany Mota
Bradlee Wannemacher
Braille Skateboarding
Doug Armstrong
Fun For Louis / Louis Cole
GizmoSlip
Guy Tang
Hallo Thibaut
Kandee Johnson
Lachlan
Mikey Pearce
AliA
Quentin Mcconathy
Raya Was Here
Saccone Joly's
Sam Evans
Sean Elliot OConnor
Tanner Braungardt
Tom Daley
Tristan Braungardt
Jake Paul
Logan Paul
Chance Sutton & Anthony Trujillo 
Tessa Brooks