Hy guys! Let's have a laugh, shall we? :)
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley.
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Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
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I can't get to the chocolates in my advent calendar. Foiled again.
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
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Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
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Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!
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Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said, "Can you smell carrots?"
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What do you call an old snowman? Water.
bye!
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